Monthly Archives: July 2002

Business as Usual

Return with us once again to those distant days of 2000, when the Republican presidential ticket – AKA “Bigtime” – stumped across the country, promising voters that, if elected, candidates George Bush and Dick Cheney would use the skills they’d acquired as businessmen to run the country. Chalk one up for promises kept. Since 1980, […]

In the Pipeline

The Government, in its unending quest for homeland security, has begun a program encouraging one in 24 Americans to snitch on his or her neighbors. The TIPS program – that’s short for Terrorism Information and Prevention System – is recruiting letter carriers and meter readers to snoop under your porch and in your basement. Some […]

Lucid Intervals

Schizophrenia is a disease characterized by visual and auditory hallucinations and paranoid delusions. It frequently manifests itself in late adolescence or early adulthood. People who suffer from schizophrenia live in a world where some of what they perceive is real and some is illusion, but they cannot differentiate between the two. Researchers have announced the […]

Turning a Blind Eye

Happy birthday, America. You’re two hundred and twenty-six today. We’re throwing ourselves a party and if no other nations attend, that’s OK too. We don’t really like them anyway. The International Criminal Court was born Monday and the American ambassador to the United Nations, John Negroponte, was on hand to slap the baby. It seems […]