Category Archives: Commentary

Bush League

Five weeks ago, in this commentary, I speculated George Bush must have nothing to do now that voters have deprived him of the opportunity to send troops off to be poisoned in Iraq. Well, I was wrong and I admit it. It turns out George Bush has plenty to do. It seems our former president […]

You Can Get Anything You Want

Today is Thanksgiving and we here at WebActive are celebrating by playing a tape of something recorded a few days ago, because in that fine American tradition, we’re not working on a holiday. This year, we’re celebrating Thanksgiving with the official Thanksgiving song, which many people may think is “over the river and through the […]

Opera By The Gallon

I went to the opera a few weeks ago. The local opera company had gotten up a production of Turandot, so I squeezed myself into my cheap suit and spend three hours being thrilled by Puccini. Getting tickets for Turandot was not easy. Many of the performances were sold out and for those that still […]

Fish or No Fish?

I’m traveling this week, calling in from Gloucester, Massachusetts. I’m here to talk about fish, or more accurately, the lack of fish. Fish or no fish? Gloucester is a prototypical American fishing community. It’s on Cape Ann, north of Boston. Ethnic neighborhoods of clapboard houses end at the water’s edge, at the wharves, but there […]

Ambulance at Amchitka

Last week, Greenpeace announced some of its activists had done something no one has ever done before. They visited a nuclear test site without permission from the country that conducted the tests. That meant no government officials peering over their shoulders, steering them toward this or away from that. The Greenpeace activists visited the Cannikin […]

Support Our Troops

I’d like to address my comments to one particular person this week. The rest of you are welcome to listen. I’d like to address my comments to former president George Bush. I don’t know if you’re listening Mr. Bush, or if you even surf the ‘net. I do know you have time on your hands. […]

Field of Beans

Remember “Casablanca”? Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman on that wet runway, he’s telling her to get on the plane, he’s telling her that the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans… What does a hill of beans amount to? It was not a useful standard of measurement in the 1940s, and […]