Pro-Criminal

The president, Republicans keep saying, should have the right to pick a cabinet whose members reflect his views. In the case of George W. Bush, perhaps we should amend the axiom to say a president should have the right to pick a cabinet whose members reflect the views of the people who financed his election. It’s not clear Mr. Bush has any views of his own. Either way, the symmetry between the president-elect and his cabinet designees runs deeper than ideology.

Mr. Bush lost the popular election to Al Gore by a half million votes. He may well have lost the electoral vote, too, but let’s let that go for now. Two of Mr. Bush’s cabinet appointees, the controversial John Ashcroft and the low-profile Spencer Abraham, lost their Senate seats when the voters spoke on November seventh. For them, the west-wing cabinet room will be something of a political Valhalla, where the dead rise to fight again. Can a president with such a thin mandate, perhaps a negative mandate, afford to be appointing people who could not, even as incumbents, gain a plurality in their home states?
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Search and Destroy

The prospective Bush administration is off to a blazing start, but the heat and light this week are generated by the Linda Chavez nomination going down in flames. At what was probably the last press conference of her political career, the now-defunct nominee for labor secretary portrayed herself as a victim of head-hunting politics, predicting that the treatment she received will discourage good people from volunteering for public service.

That may be true, maybe not. Linda Chavez’s resume is not that of a dedicated public servant, it’s one of a political golddigger. She jumped on the Democratic-union bandwagon in the early 70s, the years of Nixon’s disgrace, but allowed the strong wind of the Reagan Revolution to blow her 180 degrees, into an anti-union Republican.
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Cleaning Up The Mess

Let’s get back to work, shall we? The administration is turning over in less than three weeks, President Clinton is still groping for a legacy and he’s turning to ecumenism for help. Southern Baptist Clinton is throwing a Hail Mary pass and he’s hoping a Muslim and Jew will catch it. If Bill gets a deal on the middle east, maybe historians will overlook everything else. Jimmy Carter still has the Camp David accords to point to.

Most of those involved believe the Bush team will be less helpful in the mideast than Mr. Clinton is, and if a settlement doesn’t happen soon, Ehud Barak may lose his seat to Ariel Sharon and the situation will go from bad to unthinkable.
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Why Not 2K?

A year ago we were all worried about the new millennium. It wasn’t exciting enough to pass from one century and one millennium to the next. We needed the threat of calamity to goad our adrenaline glands into giving us a little bump. Fundamentalists looked for a second coming, or failing that, at least an antichrist. Those who worship at the cyber church expected the binary code to crash and bring on a technical apocalypse.

New Year’s came and nothing happened. We all stopped holding our breath, then laughed nervously and told each other we hadn’t really put that much stock in those disaster scenarios anyhow. But if there’s any truth in the year 2000, it’s that time has speeded up. When no disaster struck in the first two or three news cycles, we stopped looking for it and thought it hadn’t happened at all.
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More Light

Happy Solstice. The northern hemisphere reached its ultimate inclination away from the sun at 8:37 this morning, eastern standard time, making this the shortest day of the year. In northern Vermont, that means we enjoy about nine hours of daylight, and even that is obscured by clouds.

Commemorating the solstice is among the oldest of human rituals. Civilizations that left no written record did leave elaborate buildings and monuments designed to catch fleeting rays of sun on the darkest day of the year. Anthropologists speculate solstice rituals were meant to halt the retreat of the sun and bring it back, so the days would lengthen and the earth would again grow warm. Our traditions and rituals have changed, but we still manage to place them near the solstice.
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Suspicious Minds

I don’t have much to say this week. Along with the rest of the country, the post-presidential election skirmishing pummeled me into stunned silence. Anything I might say has been said already – two or three times, probably, first in an attorney’s brief, then on a C-SPAN roundtable and finally as a joke from Letterman or Leno. So I have nothing to say. I do, however, have a series of questions, and if I could find the answer to some of them, even one or two, it would go a long way toward putting my mind at ease.
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The Undigested Life

The yuppies are starving, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Isn’t that a pleasant thought for the holiday season?

One of the newest trends to emerge from the desolate plains where science and culture meet is the calorie-restricted diet. If you thought your friends on the Zone diet were insufferable, wait ‘til you get a load of this crowd.

The average American consumes around 3,000 calories a day, some in the form of jelly doughnuts, the rest, we hope, in a more nutritious form. The 21st-century gastronomic pioneers of the calorie-restricted diet reduce their caloric intake by 20 to 40 percent; they might eat 1,800 calories a day, in carefully selected and measured portions of protein, carbohydrates, vitamins and minerals. No jelly doughnuts.
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