Sooner or Later

The afternoons can still be sultry, but the evenings, nights and mornings are cool. Autumn is approaching, and while these days always bring a touch of bittersweet nostalgia, there’s an upside, too. The onset of cool weather means we in Vermont probably won’t have to deal with West Nile Virus this year; we’ll probably get another 10 months to figure out our game plan.

West Nile Virus, as you may know, is a form of encephalitis, found in Africa, Europe, parts of Asia and now the eastern United States. It cropped up in the borough of Queens last August. Health experts think our particular strain was brought here from Israel by an infected animal in 1998 or ‘99. Sixty-two New Yorkers were hospitalized last year and seven died.
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Same As the Old Boss

The Democrats are in Los Angeles this week, trying to get their story straight. Bill Clinton sucked up all the oxygen in the early part of the festivities and it was clear Al Gore couldn’t wait for Elvis to leave the building.

With all due respect to George Bush, junior, Bill Clinton is the man Al Gore is running against this year. If the election were to hinge on Ronald Reagan’s famous question: “Are you better off today than you were eight years ago?” then Al Gore wins. Problem is, so many people think they’re so much better off than they were eight years ago, they think they can afford to look beyond pocketbook issues, and when they do, the first thing they see is Clinton’s odious behavior in the Monica Lewinsky scandal. For a year now, Al Gore has been laboring to hit his own stride, but that’s been impossible as long as Mr. Gore has Bill Clinton’s pants tangled around his ankles.
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More Than One Way to Abuse Authority

It’s nice to be right, but there are downsides. A few weeks ago, I was worrying out loud about the police departments in Philadelphia and Los Angeles, about how they would respond to activists exercising their First Amendment rights outside the Republican and Democratic National Conventions.

Although police in Philadelphia generally got high marks from the media, I think the media was looking at the wrong things. True, there were no cops dressed like storm troopers swinging clubs through clouds of tear gas, but there’s more than one way to abuse your authority.
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The Same Mistake Dad Made

The Republicans are convening in Philadelphia this week and I’m doing my best to ignore them, but it’s hard. We have so little chance to have any effect on our national government – beyond paying the bills – that by the time politicians get around to throwing us our quadrennial morsel, I’m awfully hungry.

The newspapers have been full of stories about vice-presidential candidate Dick Cheney for the past ten days, stories full of reports of his intelligence and command of the issues. George Bush the father will always be remembered for selecting Dan Quayle as his running mate, and I think George Bush the son went so far to avoid the same mistake that he picked the anti-Quayle. Of course, many people think George W. is his own Dan Quayle and one Quayle per ticket is enough.
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Conventional Thinking

The Republican National Convention is now less than a week away and the Democrats will start up a few weeks from now. If you hurry, there’s still time to make other plans, so you don’t have to be caught home in front of the set.

The Republicans are meeting in Philadelphia, a large city with a Democratic mayor. The Democrats are meeting in Los Angeles, a large city with a Republican mayor. Someone needs to have a talk with the advance teams.
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I Love Your Smile

In the late 1970s and early 1980s, in public spaces in large cities, it was not uncommon to be accosted by an outgoing young person passing out stickers. The stickers said “I Love Your Smile” and featured a picture of a cute, smiling animal, often a Cheshire cat. The patter went like this: “Hey, you’ve got a great smile and I love your smile and I want everyone to know that, so here’s a sticker that proves I love your smile.” If you paused for this and accepted the sticker and made eye contact, the clean-cut young person would follow up with an appeal for funds; not much, a dollar or two, to be used for some vague but worthy cause, sending poor kids to camp or something like that.
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Third Time Lucky

The New York Times says Ralph Nader has no business running for president. I’m guessing the stench of failure emanating from the Gore campaign must be getting in the nostrils of the gray lady of American journalism and is causing panic attacks. According to the Times’s editorial page, Ralph is a self-indulgent “spoiler” on a “misguided crusade” “likely to distract voters from the clear-cut choice” presented by Al Gore and George W. Bush.

And yet, some people claim there is no class warfare in America today. Here is the official organ of the establishment, telling us we must choose between the son of a senator and the son of a president, each of whom is backed by corporate millions. I expect such obvious anxiety from the Wall Street Journal, but I’d have thought the Times could present a better face, at least in public.
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