News to the Senate

If you really want to understand an issue, find a newspaper reporter, sit him or her in a bar and start buying beer. In 30 minutes, she or he will lay the whole thing out for you with astonishing clarity. Now, why they fail to explain things so clearly when they sit down to write their stories is a mystery. I used to be a newspaper reporter and I was a victim of the same disease. Part of my mission here at Soapbox is to try to atone for those sins of years long ago by bringing some clarity to the news. This week’s topic is the comprehensive nuclear test ban treaty. Ready? Here we go.

On a political level, this whole debate is about the Republicans in the Senate trying to embarrass the president. The U.S. signed the test ban treaty more than two years ago, but the Senate has never ratified it. Among other things, the Republicans don’t want to let Bill Clinton claim the treaty as an accomplishment of his administration. But denying Clinton a victory wasn’t good enough. Trent Lott and company decided to rub the president’s nose in it, so they brought the treaty to the Senate floor without warning, in a sneak attack and figure they can vote it down before the White House has a chance to drum up support for ratification.
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Where I Live

When you get to a certain age, you find yourself trying to explain your history to the generation that’s coming after you. You think if you can do this, it will help them make sense of the stages of life as they pass through. It may even help you make sense of your own life.

So you begin by giving them basic information. In my case, it goes like this: “I grew up in Rochester, New York in the 1960s and ’70s.” The younger generation looks at me and says, “Oh yeah, the ’60s. We know what that was like.” And their eyes glaze over.
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Reagan’s Idiot

I have a friend who grew up in Cooperstown, New York, home of the Baseball Hall of Fame. When he told me that, my eyes took on a far away, dreaming gaze. “Wow,” I said, “that must have been great…” My friend snorted with contempt. He disdains the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Of course, that makes sense. I visited Cooperstown once, for a day, and I thought it was great. Ben spent his entire youth trudging through the streets of a baseball shrine, where everything was baseball worship and baseball Babbitry; his only protection from all the sugary boosterism was cynicism. (Hmmm, there’s that word again…)
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Efficiency vs. Fairness

It’s autumn, and drab autumn at that. A summer-long drought means dull colors and rain from a couple nearly-spent hurricanes is bringing down the limbs with the leaves.

The schools are in full swing and Congress is heading back to Capitol Hill, also thinking about education. Everyone in government wants to spend more on education, but of course, Democrats and Republicans can’t agree on how that should be done. Democrats want to hire more teachers; Republicans want school vouchers.
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Doublespeak

Perhaps the strangest thing I’ve seen on television this year was the clip last week of National Security Advisor Sandy Berger saying that the U.S. is not the world’s policeman and that the situation in East Timor is an Asian problem and would have to be solved by Asians.

Just six months ago, Mr. Berger and the rest of the Clinton administration was arguing that we had to go into Kosovo, because we are the only superpower left, and as such, we are the world’s policeman.
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The Death of Cynicism

Several years ago, I had the opportunity to spend some time in West Virginia. The people I met there were wonderfully unpretentious. A local story then making the rounds ended with the line: “Honest officer, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.”

I relate that story less for its barnyard humor than its air of worldly-wise cynicism. That’s right, cynicism. You don’t have to be from New York or San Francisco to understand that diligent self-deception is a hallmark of human nature, or to take some pleasure in exposing it.
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Mutants in the Marketplace

The September issue of Consumer Reports will be hitting the newsstands any day now and you may want to pick up a copy. It’s worth checking out. It includes a list of foods that contain genetically-modified ingredients. I haven’t seen it yet, but I think this list will run to many pages of fine print. It may be difficult to read. On one hand, Americans are blessed with copious bounty on our supermarket shelves; we seem to have more food choice than any other nation on earth. On the other hand, many of those choices leave us with little choice. Between 60 and 70 percent of all American foods contain at least one genetically-altered ingredient. You can understand why I’m expecting a long list from Consumer Reports.
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