Presidential Sex Lives

Thomas Jefferson’s sex life was in the newspapers again last week. The New York Times ran a piece in which Mr. Jefferson’s stalwarts said they had reviewed the recent DNA evidence and had profound doubts as to whether Mr. J did indeed have a sexual relationship and children with Sally Hemings, whom he owned. History, revised last autumn, is being revised again.

This hardly qualifies as “news;” the debate is a very old one and does not seem likely to be settled soon. The accusation about Ms. Hemings was familiar to Mr. Jefferson; it was originally levied in the midst of a political campaign. In that respect, at least, nothing has changed in 200 years. We still can’t seem to find clean candidates.
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The Life You Save

Among other things, the beginning of the year is an appropriate time to do some counting, to make an assessment – are we doing better or worse than we were at this time last year?

A month ago, a small story in the New York Times about AIDS fit that category. AIDS is not the hot news item in the U.S. it was a decade ago. There’s still no cure, but by swallowing the right combination of pills, people with AIDS seem able to arrest the disease’s progression and relieve its symptoms.
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What’s Happening to Us?

Eleven months ago, I pre-empted a planned commentary to talk about the president’s sexual indiscretions. I wasn’t happy about that, but no one seemed able to focus on anything else that week. Since then, I’ve tried to speak about issues that really matter as the opportunities and the days of our lives slip away while we gawk at the news on tee vee.

Much as we would have liked, we have none of us been able to make this thing go away and this week we are all again frozen in our tracks as we watch to see whether the House of Representatives votes for impeachment. The debate begins today, even as you listen to this.
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The Golden Rule

Several months ago, I told you about controversy over school funding here in Vermont. A state law, Act 60, decreed that every student deserves an equal education and began dividing school taxes on a statewide, rather than townwide, basis.

In the geography of Vermont, a few hilltops of faux-urban prosperity look down on broad valleys of rural poverty. Act 60 means the 40 wealthiest towns will pay more and the 220 poorer towns will benefit; the 10,000 students in the state’s best public schools may have fewer amenities, but the 95,000 students in the rest of the state will have a better basic education. Like everything else in America, this is part of a trend: New Hampshire, New Jersey and Kansas are all going through similar contortions, and the roadshow may soon come to your state or school district.
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A Contradiction in Bumper Stickers

I was driving down the street in Burlington last week when I noticed two bumper stickers on the Toyota station wagon in front of me. One said “Free Tibet,” the other said “Girls Kick Ass.”

This was a problem. The bumper stickers created a philosophical tension my mind could not ease. There seemed, to me, a contradiction in bumper stickers.
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From the Mouths of Babes

Happy Thanksgiving. Welcome to the holiday season, which officially began last night with Thanksgiving eve festivities.

Thanksgiving is a holiday for children, a day to think about what we put in our mouths and a day when many of us begin to think about that other holiday, which is now less than a month away.
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Occupational Hazards

We moved to a new apartment recently, and in the process of signing a lease, we provided our new landlord with references. I heard back later that the landlord said, “Mark claims to be a writer – but that just means he doesn’t have a real job, right?”

It is an occupational hazard for writers to be subject to such indignities. People who haven’t read a book since high school turn up their noses if they’re not familiar with your work. Other hazards writers face at work include paper cuts, eyestrain and procrastination. Taken all in all, it’s not bad. I’ll take writer’s cramp over black lung disease any day.
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