Only 25 Cents More

It’s not unusual for me to have old ideas rolling around in my head, and this week I’ve been thinking about usury. Strictly defined, usury is the practice of charging exorbitant interest on loans. At various points in history, the act has been considered sinful, criminal or merely poor taste.

My informal polling indicates few people are familiar with the term anymore, but I think we’re all familiar with the practice, if not in the strict sense of moneylending, then in the practice of assigning prices which far exceed the value of goods or services rendered.
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Diary in the Water

Do you keep a diary? I do. For me, it’s a kind of written memory, helping me keep track of my life. E.B. White once said a person who no longer keeps a diary has lost interest in life. I don’t know if I’d take it to that extreme, but I know how he felt.

There seems to be renewed interest in keeping a diary, although it’s fashionable to refer to it as “journaling.” I suppose the word “diary” carries connotations of a teenaged girl writing about puppy love in green ink, but I don’t think that justifies trying to bang a square peg of a noun like “journal” into a round hole meant for a verb. My friend Joan, a dedicated diarist, thinks if people are going to refer to writing in a diary as “journaling,” they may as well refer to cooking and eating as “fooding.”
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The Toughest Job

A few weeks ago, I told you that I’m spending this summer as a camp counselor and I want to talk about that a bit more. In my boyhood, I was a camper and in my youth, a counselor. That was in 1976. Since then, an entire generation has been born, gone to camp, spent a few summers as a counselor, went to college, graduated and is now out in the world. I’m sure many of those kids wish they were back at camp right now.
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Controlling My Money

A friend of mine called last week and in a soft voice advised me to buy stock in Pfizer Pharmaceuticals. Now, a tip like that hardly constitutes insider trading. In the first place, my friend is not an insider. Second, you don’t have to be Charles Schwab to know that since Pfizer introduced its impotence pill Viagra earlier this year, its stock has been rising faster than — well, never mind. You get the picture.
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The Drug of Childhood

I’m a freelance writer, and as such, I can occasionally indulge myself by becoming involved with screwball projects that do not involve writing. To be specific, I am spending this summer as a camp counselor. One of my duties is to pester the campers to write letters home, and since I’m supposed to lead by example, you can consider this my letter from camp.

I have experience as a camp counselor, but that was in 1976. If you want to gauge the effects of aging on your body, take up an activity you haven’t tried for 22 years. I’m constantly on the verge of falling asleep and when I’m not asleep, every muscle in my body aches.
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War is Over

Last week, in what was probably a bureaucratic mixup, the Burlington daily newspaper began showing up on my doorstep every morning. The Burlington paper is owned by the Gannett chain and I have a low opinion of it, but free is free, so after breakfast on Sunday, I peeled it open to see what it might say.

The front page was bannered with a story about local floods. I’d spent all day Saturday fighting the effects of local floods and had no desire to read about them Sunday. The sports section kept me going for about 15 minutes, but how come newspapers no longer list baseball players’ batting averages in the box score? I have to buy the Boston Globe to get a decent sports page.
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What’s Going On Under Your Siding?

What’s going on under your siding? Do you know? You, homeowner, I’m talking to you, yes you. What’s going on under your vinyl siding? Moisture? Mold? Carpenter ants, maybe? You really don’t know, do you?

How are you feeling about your vinyl siding? How long has it been now? Four years? Five? Do you remember that summer you had it put on? Those people down the street were getting it – you know, those people three doors down on the other side. Nice couple, even if they do tend to brag a little. Anyhow, they were having the whole house done and it looked pretty good, so you called the number on the sign in their yard. The sales rep came by and he had a smooth spiel – no maintenance, add value to your house, doesn’t dent or fade like aluminum, simulated wood grain pattern, easy payment plan.
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