Ads for the New York State lottery, beamed across Lake Champlain, feature groups of people singing, “If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house.” The idea, of course, is to convince several million people to buy a lottery ticket. The odds of winning a million-dollar lottery are something on the order of one in 15 million, but the purpose of the commercial is to get you to daydream about all the things you could buy if you had a million dollars.
So, let’s daydream, but realistically. If you win a million-dollar lottery, you don’t get a million dollars, at least not all at once. You get $50,000 a year for 20 years. After taxes, you’d probably take home $35,000 a year. It’s nothing to scoff at, but it won’t buy you the mansion and the limo and the yacht. You could probably buy a nicer car and a bass boat, but if you’re the primary breadwinner for your family, you won’t be able to give up your day job.
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Fool Sovereignty
Sometime between now and the June 30th deadline for handing over “full sovereignty” to the new Iraqi government, some American representative will have to walk into the Iraqi desert and count the grains of sand, to make sure they’re all handed over. The unlucky bureaucrat assigned to this task can use neither supercomputer nor statistical modeling method; the only tools allowed will be a pencil, notebook and magnifying glass. It may sound absurd, but is it any more absurd than anything else going on in Iraq these days?
The new government is announced and three of the top five spots have gone to members of the now-disbanded Iraqi Governing Council, the discredited puppets of the American occupiers. The new prime minister, Iyad Allawi, is a Shi’ite, a former member of Saddam’s Ba’ath Party and a longtime fixture on the CIA payroll. The new president is a symbolic man for a symbolic office. Sheik Ghazi al-Yawar is a Sunni Arab who grew up in Mosul, a northern city near Kurdish territory and is a leader of the Shammar tribe, which has many Shi’ite members. He spent much of the past 20 years in Saudi Arabia, which will come in handy on the oil front.
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