Author Archives: floegel

God Bleess Amreca

As I pulled into the parking space, I noticed a traffic sign on the curb was decorated with graffiti. Someone had taken a black marking pen and scrawled “God Bleess Amreca” across the bottom of the white rectangle. I shut the engine and stared at the sign. God Bleess Amreca. Poor spellers of the world, […]

Fowl Play

Each year since 1947, the president of the United States ceremonially pardons a turkey in the week before Thanksgiving. This year President Bush, returning from Europe and Russia, intended to head directly to his ranch in Crawford, throwing a shadow of confusion across the turkey ritual. It’s difficult enough to get a nervous bird to […]

Don’t Bet On It

Television stations from the New York side of Lake Champlain carry New York State Lottery commercials. Actors sing and dance and flash the big numbers in this week’s jackpot. One commercial even features a man talking about how much fun it was to play and lose. New York State has Off-Track Betting and several casinos. […]

The Rules of the Game

What’s the difference between a terrorist and a criminal? The men who hijacked airplanes and flew them into buildings on September 11th were terrorists. The duo accused of the Washington sniper attacks – John Mohammad and Lee Malvo – are considered criminals. Or are they? We seem to have fallen into a gray area. For […]

Can’t Blame Ralph

Having been a low-grade pundit for a few election cycles, I’ve learned not to make pre-election predictions. Good thing, too, because I would not have predicted these outcomes. I haven’t learned to avoid post-election predictions, so I may yet come to grief. Some things we know for sure. The first is that Democrats cannot blame […]

Off We Go to War

These are heady days for a news junkie. The elections are less than a week away, Minnesota is still mourning for Paul Wellstone, the DC sniper has been caught, Kim Jong Il has a nuclear weapon (but we’re not going to war with North Korea), Vladimir Putin is gassing his own people (but we’re not […]

Look At My Face

What is in the mind of the Washington, DC shooter? What does he see when he looks though his gunsight? Apparently, he does not see a person. He sees a target. The shooter, I think, knows he’s going to be caught some day. He expects to be caught, even looks forward to it. On the […]