The Second Spring

Some gardeners refer to September as “the second spring.”  The heat and dry dust of summer has passed, rain returns and fast-growing plants like lettuce can be sown and brought to table before the first frost does them in.  Or so we’re led to believe.  A phrase from Grace Paley, “green as green September” returns to my mind every year.

Well, maybe and maybe not.  This whole lettuce in September business was never part of my childhood in Western New York, because the first frost could, and usually did, come long before any September-planted lettuce would be ready.  “Second Spring” was more of a mid-Atlantic state thing.

Now the mid-Atlantic climate is here.  A research professor in plant and soil sciences told me a few years back that it’s helpful for a person of my age to think of Vermont as Maryland in terms of climate.  Things have changed that much.

The remnants of Hurricane Isaac blew through Tuesday night, soaking us with the most rain we’ve gotten in quite some time, but it was a short, intense rain, the kind that runs off and leaves dry soil an inch below the surface.  I know Bob Dylan wrote “A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall” about the threat of nuclear war – the song turned 50 this summer – but listening now seems an eerie prediction of a post-global warming world.
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Shakespearean Outlines

First, let me admit I was wrong.  Last week I predicted that incumbent Vermont Attorney General Bill Sorrell would defeat challenger TJ Donovan by five percentage points in the Democratic primary.  Actually, Mr. Sorrell won by fewer than two points.  I was right about Mr. Donovan winning the city of Burlington (home to both men) and Chittenden County, and Mr. Sorrell’s strength in the rest of the state carried him to slim victory.

Forgive me, also, for doting on this particular race, but I see Shakespearean outlines.  The Leddy-Donovan and Hartigan-Sorrell clans were rebels together 50 years ago when Republicans ran just about everything in the Green Mountains.  Then after 20 years in the trenches, just as the Dems – the twin clans leading the way – had become real players, that darn Bernie Sanders was elected mayor of Burlington by a scant 10 votes and the city was in the hands of the Progressive Party for the next 30 years. (If you want to drive an old-line Burlington Democrat crazy, say something nice about the Progs.)  The Prog reign ended in March, with the election of Democrat Miro Weinberger, but in the heady moment of victory, the young prince of the Leddy-Donovans decided to turn his sword against the aging chieftain of the Hartigan-Sorrells, with sundered friendships and hard feelings all around.

The campaign began in civility and ended in acrimony, with Mr. Donovan burying the needle on the nasty meter in the last few weeks.  Out-organized and clutching fewer endorsements, Mr. Sorrell’s victory was mostly delivered by $184,000 in Super PAC contributions and the unabashed support of former Governor Howard Dean.
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Undignified, Discourteous

Two months ago I wrote about the only political race of interest in Vermont – the Democratic primary for attorney general.  Primary day is Tuesday and a race I described as “dignified and courteous” eight weeks ago is now anything but.

Fifteen-year incumbent Attorney General Bill Sorrell, 65 and Chittenden County State’s Attorney TJ Donovan, 38, descended to sandlot bickering at a debate this week in which they got to question each other.  Nice.

A new, flawed survey gives Mr. Sorrell a comfortable lead, but the small sample size and the fact that it surveyed registered rather than likely voters made it more or less meaningless.  A primary is a low turnout affair, GOTV matters and Mr. Donovan’s campaign is perceived to be better organized.

Mr. Sorrell, however, has tee vee and radio ads with former Governor Howard Dean plumping for him.  The National Attorneys General Association provided a $99,000 megaphone for Mr. Dean’s voice, which has Mr. Donovan crying foul, naturally.  (I heard the radio version twice in ten minutes in a coffee shop late this afternoon.)
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Keep Language Meaningful

Car owners in Vermont are required to have license plates on the front of their car(s).  There are exceptions.  In 2009, drivers could display a Lake Champlain 400th anniversary plate.  (The lake is actually much older, but it’s been 403 years since the white folks showed up and we tend only to celebrate ourselves.)

Now drivers can eschew a front plate if they have the “I am Vermont Strong” plate, which can be purchased in many locations for $25, with the proceeds going to repair damage caused by 2011’s Tropical Storm Irene.

This is a good and worthy cause, a bad phrase, a cowardly idea and the whole thing is not generating anything near the kind of cash the governor hoped for.  Let’s start with the phrase: I am Vermont Strong – what does that mean?  I suppose it’s suppose to mean that Vermont, knocked to its knees by yet another global warming-induced storm, will rise again stronger.

I guess it was cribbed from the US Army’s “I am Army Strong” and thus unoriginal.  An earlier attempt at an Army tag line read: “I am an Army of one.”  “I am a Vermont of one” wouldn’t make any sense, either.  The whole “strong” motif put me in mind of the old Irish Spring soap commercials: “You’re a strong man Sean.”  “A bit stronger than I’d like to be,” he replies, plucking at his sweaty shirt.
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Cops Gone Wild

There are police departments, I’m sad to say, that you just don’t want to associate with.  I travel around a good bit and I really want nothing to do with the NYPD, Metro DC, LAPD, San Francisco PD (don’t be gulled by the city’s peace and love reputation) and NOPD (which officially stands for New Orleans Police Department, but if you’ve ever needed assistance in the Crescent City, you know it actually stands for Not Our Problem, Dude).

But I don’t live in those cities; I live in Vermont (talk about a peace and love reputation…).  We’re in the midst of a heated Democratic primary for attorney general and no one’s mentioning Vermont’s cops gone wild problem.

In the past few years we’ve had a child pornography scandal at the police academy, the investigation of which pretty much died off after one instructor thought to be involved committed suicide, we had a small town police chief cruising in an official vehicle sky-high on pharmaceuticals, side-swiping parked cars, a police officer who stole a flat-screen tee vee from under a neighbor’s Christmas threw it in the river when other members of the ragged blue line were closing in on him.

There was the incident where a man in the midst of a medical emergency in his own home was Tased and beaten.  The sitting AG found nothing wrong in that case.  (The victim was semi-conscious when the cops arrived, so why Tase him?  Oh right, he was black.  There’s your Vermont peace and love.)
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Be Cool

Ha, ha, ha, how stupidly prescient I am.   Three weeks ago in this space, I wrote that bicycling is easy on the joints (until I crash).  Friday, I crashed.  Broke my right wrist.  It’s my seventh (I think), most minor (I’m sure) broken bone and my third broken wrist from bike crashes (the first two were on the left).

This, however, is not about inept cycling; it’s about the weather, as I promised myself in January.  Having a cast on one’s arm in 90-degree heat is no fun.  No swimming, no bicycling.

Other than that, it’s still hot.  We have no air conditioning in the house, just three fans, one of which burned out its motor Tuesday from overuse.  I’m going to try to take it apart and fix it, but I’m only a fair mechanic when I have two hands.  (Typing is also a chore.)

It’s been dry, too.  The occasional rainstorm deluges us, but it’s been constant watering that keeps the gardens alive.  The grapes in my arbor (now reinforced with steel posts) are ripening, the honey supers are heavy (too heavy to lift with a broken arm). Like so many other plants, goldenrod is early this year.  Aside from the melancholy portent of autumn goldenrod brings, its pollen smells like old socks and its arrival marks the end of honey season. Continue reading »

Rest in Peace

I was reading a story about the Romney campaign in the Los Angeles Times yesterday when a headline on the side of the screen caught my eye: “Chad Everett, star of ‘Medical Center,’ dies.”  I immediately forgot about Mr. Romney’s problems and clicked on the obituary.

Not that I’m a Chad Everett fan, but it brought back memories.  Forty years ago, I was in fourth grade at St. Margaret Mary’s grammar school in West Irondequoit, New York and had a crush on a girl in my class.  I was pretty sure it was terminal, but it wasn’t concern for my health that made me tune in Medical Center.  (I remember the girl’s name, but I guard that secret as zealously now as I did then.)

I didn’t understand how one went about courting the object of one’s affection, so I went with the “What’s your favorite color, what’s your favorite tee vee program?” method.
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