Where’s Whitey?

So I’m working Monday afternoon, busy and a Skype message from one of Greenpeace’s media officers pops up on my screen and – God bless them, they’re wonderful – but it’s never good news.

A Dallas tee vee station was calling her about a report just released by the Department of Justice that detailed the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s efforts to spy on American non-governmental organizations, including Greenpeace. Nothing else I was supposed to get done got done that day.

This 209-page um, … effort… from Justice’s inspector general goes to great lengths to say that while these FBI investigations were wrong-headed and not based on federal crimes and caused FBI Director Robert Mueller III (aka “Bobby Three Sticks”) to give inaccurate information to Congress (Wasn’t Roger Clemens indicted for that?), it was all well intentioned and no one was targeted for exercising their First Amendment rights.

Three days later, I still have doubts about the FBI’s intentions. Although the report frequently features attractive blocks of black ink over sections of copy and pseudonyms are used for real people – leading me to wonder if the people the FBI identified as Greenpeacer “members” (as they call them) are affiliated with Greenpeace at all – I think that was done as a favor to the FBI, not Greenpeace.
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Where Does That Leave You?

We ignore the seasons in our post-industrial age, but they must hold some portent beyond what we see on WeatherUnderground.com. How else to explain the madness of late summer when world wars and terrorist attacks are launched, the lunacy of last year’s congressional town hall meetings or the contrived narrative arc that’s spooled out this year, comprising the “ground zero mosque,” Koran burning and the triumph of tea-party candidates in Republican primaries?

Maybe it’s just the time of year when the fruit ripens. The primaries in Kentucky, Nevada, Alaska, New York and Delaware (and a near miss in New Hampshire) are the fruit of the seeds planted by Ronald Reagan 30 years ago… 45, if you want to count his asinine shenanigans as California governor.

Sure, it was fun to watch Karl Rove scolding Sean Hannity Tuesday night and then see Rush Limbaugh lose control of his bodily functions at Mr. Rove the next day. (The day after, Karl had to take to the airwaves and kiss several of Rush’s bodily functions to atone for his apostasy.)
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But Should You?

Nudity is legal is Burlington, Vermont, with a few (very few) qualifications. It is illegal to be naked in City Hall Park. (The reason for this is unclear, but said park is the summertime lounge spot for folks with white-people dreadlocks and dog-on-a-rope. I’m guessing that has something to do with it.) It is illegal to be naked if one is inebriated by alcohol or drugs. It is illegal to GET naked in public. One can BE naked in Burlington, but one must remove one’s clothes in private. Go figure.

A few years ago, the Shriners in their little cars were putting on a show on Church Street, our pedestrian (except for little Shrine cars) shopping area on a warm Saturday afternoon. Suddenly, there was a naked man jogging along beside them. The police pulled the man off to the side, ascertained that he was not inebriated and released him to continue giving the Shriners heartburn.

That’s the last public nudity I’ve heard about in these parts. The college students are alleged to conduct a late-night naked bike ride at the end of every spring term, but I’ve never witnessed it. Down in Brattleboro, one marks the changing of the seasons with the sighting of the first naked person in spring and the last in autumn.
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Look at Vermont

Look at Alaska. Senator Lisa Murkowski conceded the Republican primary Tuesday to tea party/Palin candidate Joe Miller. In conceding, Ms. Murkowski criticized what she called distorted and personal attacks against her by Mr. Miller in the campaign. For his part, Mr. Miller accused Mr. Murkowski’s campaign staff of illegally interfering with the recount.

Look at Glenn Beck (I never said this would be easy.) I’m not sure what he was attempting with his rally at the Lincoln Memorial Saturday, but it seems he has ambitions beyond being on Fox News forever. I try to put myself in his shoes. Here’s a guy who used to be a disc jockey and now he’s got a tee vee show, a radio show and his own “university” (however much damage his institution does to our understanding of that word). I’m sure there are people out there telling him he’s a prophet, naming children after him and so forth. It would be hard for me not to get a bit messianic if I was subject to all that and I think my grasp on reality is more tenacious than Mr. Beck’s.

Look across America. The current wave of Islamophobia has given an escape valve to the huge pressure of racism that has run beneath the surface of our continent since Mr. Columbus first made landfall. In Tennessee, western New York, Washington state and Connecticut racists are attacking (respectively) a mosque, a Sufi mosque (Sufis are like the Quakers of Islam, as mild and gentle a people as you’ll find anywhere), a Sikh (who is not a Muslim: what next – attacks on Buddhists?) and a hookah bar (one featuring belly dancers, no less – not exactly Sharia law, dude).
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Purple’s a Fruit.

The grapes really came in this year. They’re ripe now; reminding me that nature has its own schedule, regardless of what I else I think I have to do.

So I was out early this morning, cutting clusters, hoping to get some juice pressed before the day’s (previously scheduled) activities began. The sun was just clearing the trees and it was already hot, having only gone down to 70 or so last night.

The bees were active, heading out toward the fields of goldenrod by the barge canal and hydrangeas of the neighborhood for pollen. The grape arbor is adjacent to the hives and the bee smell was strong in the air. (It’s the goldenrod pollen. My friend Bill says, “People think it stinks. Unless they happen to like it.”) Adrienne calls the bee smell sweet; I think it’s nutty. Either way, it was heavy and cloying in the close morning air. All the odors of the yard – flowers, vegetables, bees and compost – are heady these days with the final fullness of summer.

Grapes don’t ripen simultaneously, even those in the same cluster, so the idea was to find those bunches with the fewest unripe grapes. The big steel salad bowl was quickly filled and many left hanging, but I had at some point to find an accommodation between nature’s agenda and my own.
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Nice to be Important, Important to be Nice

Not that you’d know it by the national media, but we had a primary election in Vermont Tuesday. Pretty exciting, but lacking in tea parties, billionaires trying to buy their way into office, wrestling executives and so forth.

What we had was a five-way contest for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination. Our four-term (two-year terms) Republican governor is declining to run for re-election and anyone with ambition and a “D” after their name saw this as their opportunity. (Our congressional delegation consists of two Ds and a lefty I, none of whom is over 90, so no one expects those seats to open soon.)

A five-way primary campaign and everyone was so… nice. Perhaps it was a Canadian contagion; we are a border state. The rivers flow north, the manners head south. Debate after forum, the five limned policy differences so precise one had to be a wonk to appreciate the nuances. (“Oh and before I finish, I’d like to thank my fellow candidates for the great campaigns they’re running…”)

So, of course the national media didn’t pay attention. Where’s the conflict? Who’d care about that race? Vermonters, apparently. Despite moving the date of the primary from September to August for the first time (“Everyone’ll be on vacation!”), voter turnout exceeded all predictions. About 70,000 ballots cast. (“Seventy thousand? I had more people than that in my high school!” I know, I know, but it’s Vermont. We’re tiny.)
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How Hard is This?

Polish President Lech Kacszynski and 95 others were killed in a plane crash in Russia last April. A few days later, Polish boy and girl scouts erected a four-meter wooden cross in front of the presidential palace in Warsaw.

It’s been four months, a new president is in office and life is returning to normal. Most Poles think it’s time to move the cross away from the palace, others think it should be left where it is. It’s getting controversial. Poland’s constitution separates church and state; those who want to move the cross away from the palace say such a display is inappropriate for a modern secular state. Those who want to keep the cross say Poland is an overwhelmingly Catholic country and the cross represents their interests.

Although I may have an opinion on the issue, it’s not for me to decide. It’s for the Poles to decide.
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