Author Archives: floegel

Aero-Darwinism

Every few weeks I find myself in the second-class cabin of an airplane. This has been going on for years. I have been flying, on a regular basis, throughout most of the age of airline deregulation. It’s not as much fun as it used to be. Don’t get me wrong – after thousands of air […]

Playing Chicken

Do you sometimes comfort yourself with small, seemingly meaningless rationalizations? Things like, “Yes, I own a tee vee, but I don’t watch it very much – PBS mostly,” or “I’m not a vegetarian, but I try to eat healthy food.” Those statements are more about where we want to be than where we are. I’m […]

… and the last shall be first

Have you ever been to Tuvalu? Have you ever heard of Tuvalu? I’ve been asking around lately. One friend said, “You mean, like the honey? That’s tupelo.” No, not tupelo, Tuvalu. Tuvalu is one of the smallest nations on earth. It consists of nine atolls in the southwest Pacific Ocean. In the rank of nations, […]

Everything Must Go

America is getting better every day. Each morning I rise and breathe the sweet air of liberty and I know today will be better than yesterday and tomorrow is still to come. Why is America getting better? I’ll tell you why – privatization. That’s right, privatization. The United States of America, led by God and […]

Anti-Food

Right now, in various cities around the United States, Frito-Lay is test-marketing potato chips made with a synthetic product that tastes like fat, but is not “fattening,” to use my mother’s word. The product, “olestra,” is made by Procter and Gamble and is designed to pass through the digestive system without being digested. The alleged […]

Carbon Logic

I’m calling from Alaska this week and I think I must be one of only ten people up here who is not looking for oil. You may remember a few weeks ago I spoke about Bill Clinton and Al Gore obstructing progress on climate change. The reason I think that has much to do with […]

Virgins and Volcanos

The newspapers of late have been full of portentous events, from the artificial, such as the Pathfinder landing on Mars, to the natural – volcanoes in Mexico and on the island of Montserrat. Approximately half the citizens of Montserrat, in the Caribbean, have fled the island, which is a good idea – when you share […]