Virgins and Volcanos

The newspapers of late have been full of portentous events, from the artificial, such as the Pathfinder landing on Mars, to the natural – volcanoes in Mexico and on the island of Montserrat. Approximately half the citizens of Montserrat, in the Caribbean, have fled the island, which is a good idea – when you share an island with a volcano, you need to keep your options open. In Mexico, on the other hand, people living on the slopes of Popocatepetl have been reluctant to leave their homes, even though they are getting buried in ash. The last time they evacuated, their houses were looted while they were gone. So they stay, choosing to face natural disaster rather than risk the perfidy of the human heart.
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Time Present, Time Future

There’s a famous story from the early days of public opinion polling and it goes like this: a telephone poll taken during the 1936 presidential election indicated Republican challenger Alf Landon would defeat Democratic incumbent Franklin Roosevelt by a wide margin. The poll was, of course, wrong and the story has been taught to journalism students ever since as an example of how bias can distort perceptions. The flaw in the poll was that it was telephone poll; at the height of the Great Depression, surveying only those people who had telephones was not an accurate way to get a fix on the mood of the country.

I was reminded of the 1936 Landon poll by the cover story in the current issue of Wired magazine. I’m sure you are all familiar with Wired magazine. The cover story is called “The Long Boom.” In it, the authors predict we are now riding the crest of a wave that will sweep us forward to a future of peace and prosperity, of environmental and economic health the world over. The article even comes with its own timeline, forecasting dates for such future blessed events such as “human life expectancy reaches 120 years,” “auto industries transition to alternative energies,” “reliable simultaneous language translation” and “first contact with scientists from planet Vulcan.” OK, I made that last one up.
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Come Hell or Hot Weather

Strange things happen in the hot sun. A few hours out in the midday glare and people are doing all kinds of things they would never do on a sober winter’s evening. If you don’t believe me, take a peek at the asinine fashions that show up at your Fourth of July barbecue.

Five years ago, at the Earth Summit in Rio de Janiero, world leaders got together for the first-ever environmental summit. The hot tropical sun must have gotten to them because, astoundingly, they turned their backs on the big oil companies for a moment and drafted the Framework Convention on Climate Change. The convention recognized we are warming the earth’s climate by burning fossil fuels. In the fever of heatstroke, world leaders nearly made a commitment to reducing the use of fossil fuels, but they were pulled back from the brink by then-President George Bush. George had been lying in an air-conditioned hotel room with a cold cloth on his forehead and he wasn’t about to sign any cockamamie agreement that would upset big oil.
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So Long, Hong Kong

I’ve been wanting to speak for a few weeks about the upcoming change of government in Hong Kong, but I’ve been struggling with it, unsure of what to say. Like many things that confront us in the late 20th century, there are no clear and easy answers. In less than two weeks, Great Britain will relinquish control of its crown colony to the People’s Republic of China. In one sense, this is clearly the right thing to do. The British seized Hong Kong from China a century and a half ago in an act of gunboat colonialism. It is long since time that the sun set on this particular part of the British Empire. The problem is that Hong Kong is being turned over to the People’s Republic. If it was just land, I wouldn’t care, but what is to become of the four million people who live there? I feel the same kind of dread in my stomach that I feel when I read in the newspaper that a court has awarded custody to a legal, but potentially abusive parent.
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Theories of Relativity

Albert Einstein once explained relativity like this: “If you sit with a pretty girl for an hour, you think it’s only a minute. If you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it’s an hour. That’s relativity.”

I’ve been thinking about relativity lately in connection to British Columbia. Like all Americans thinking of Canadians, at first I fall victim to the relativity handicap. I think, “Oh, what a bunch of nice, polite people.” Relative to us down here in the US, that is. The impression of civility doesn’t last long. The government of British Columbia this summer is underwriting the clearcutting of the last great ancient temperate rainforest on earth. There seems to be little concern that this forest is claimed by native nations and has never been ceded by treaty. Want to cluck your tongue over the raw deal white people forced on Native Americans? You can go see it up in British Columbia – it’s still going on, live. The man in charge of this chainsaw carnival – Premier Glen Clark – is the leader of the New Democratic Party, which touts itself as Canada’s left-wing party. Like I said, relativity.
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Take Me Out to the Backlash

Now that it’s June, I want to take a moment to speak about our national pastime. I know many of you think I spoke about it last week, but no. I mean baseball.

The lead article in Sunday’s sports section here in Seattle was about the hometown Mariners getting booed – at home. The Seattle Mariners have the most exciting pitcher and hitter in organized baseball playing for them and they’re getting booed – at home. Now the Mariners, who were supposed to go straight to the World Series this year, had a bad month in May. They’re only playing .500 ball for the season. And they’re getting booed – at home. The players, understandably, are a bit mystified at all the bile pouring down at them from the stands. They don’t feel they deserve it, and they’re right, they don’t. I think they might begin to understand if they stepped back and took a longer view of the matter. One that includes the stadium.
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Our Most Idle Pastime

A few weeks ago, in New Orleans, I heard Paul Hawken speak about consumption of resources. He had a video with him, which showed a map of the world. On the map were white dots, each dot representing one million people. The video timeline began in the year One, A.D. and ran forward. It was a dull representation of a few scattered white dots across an earthscape, growing a little bit here and there. Then the calendar in the corner hit 1850 and suddenly the screen exploded in a frenzy of white. It was a dramatic way to make a point. Clearly world population is increasing – and at breakneck speed.

Sooner or later, everyone in the environmental business gets the population bomb thrown in his or her face. Sometimes it’s raised by someone interested in seriously exploring the issue, like Paul Hawken. Usually it’s raised by some public relations manager for a Fortune 500 company who’s trying to deflect questions about why his company is destroying entire ecosystems.
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